How to Marry for the Perfect Offspring

I think it's time for a review...a recap on all-things near and dear to the 'Joy. Catch it.' blog.  So for those of you who are just now joining us, here in our headquarters, we thrive on obsessions.  These obsessions are:

1) Nick Fanton

2) Jeopardy

3) Jen Horchler and her scooter

4) Turtle necks

5) Fanny Packs

6) Getting Boyfriends

7) Making new friends

and, of course

8) Being creepy.

We also like to sometimes confuse and drastically change subjects.

How to Marry For the Perfect Offspring

1) Establish how sporty you want your offspring.  Find someone who has the build of a certain type of athlete.  EX.  “He’s tall.  I bet his kids would be good at basketball”.  OR “She looks good in a polo.  Her kids would be excellent golfers.”

2)  If you want smart-little-half-yous, then look for the guys who know how to fix all kinds of technology.  In the past, smart people were identified by the fact that they did or did not have glasses, but now with the invention of contacts, geniuses are harder to spot.  A guy who is good with computers, is bound to be super smart.

3)  There are dominant and recessive genes.  Throw a chart together so you know which of their genes will be dominant before you get married. 

4)  Marrying for the perfect offspring is a lot like running.  They have nothing in common.

5)  Lastly, do you really want perfect babies?  MARRY NICK FANTON. 

LoveForever,

ARANDA

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