Its Jen here. Roomie is too busy cleaning. I am eating oreos.
Noone wanted to take the challenge of trying to beat me in a Scooter race... So I got the honor to have a WHOLE blog post about me. If anyone wants to try to beat me in a race, the offer still stands.
FIRST OFF.
IM GOING TO ALASKA FOR A MONTH! I just bought my ticket!!! I cant wait. I get to hang out with Livi and Aranda (Aranda my Roomie). ALL THE TIME!!! We're going to hike, laugh, drink lots of coffee, take photos, horseback riding, hopefully go on a boat, hang out with their families and SO MUCH MORE. Im sure the blog will be at it's peak with how many adventures and stories we'll have to tell you.
Next, I wanted to tell everyone about my new hobby. SK8B04RD!NG. I am such a 80$$ (Boss).I fell the other day. BUT ITS OKAY. I got right back on my board like a pro. I haven't mastered the ollie yet... But Im hoping LEVI PETERSON can help me someday. I'll have Aranda keep you updated on my progress.
Well, what else can I tell you? Update me on your "How to Get a Boyfriend" status!
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Great post Jen!
ReplyDeleteJust like your post on How to Get a Boyfriend.
But I still don't have a boy(girl)friend
GET IT ROOMZ.
ReplyDeleteStay tuned everyone, for Kyle's very anticipated post on "How to Write Poetry Good"
Or does it work backwards when applied to getting a girlfriend? So it would be:
ReplyDelete1) Be annoying
2) Have a unibrow
3) I do know
4) Talk to them, don't make them come to me. I'm the man
5) Don't be like Jen Horchler
6) Don't go to Disneyland, with or without the boy. It does really matter. Disneyland just makes you a worse person.
7) Don't take your vitamins. You don't want to be well nutrie-ized.
8) Lastly, cook everything but cinnamon rolls in your apartment. It's the least attracting scent to females.
Sounds about right!
Oh my goodness! This is something we're going to have to investigate.
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