Guest Post: Maddy

It is Tuesday and you know what that means!  ...

...I actually don't remember what that means...

Dearest Faithful Followers,
Jen and I adore you.  But sometimes we have to share.  So tonight we have a guest 'post'-er!  Her name is Maddy and we love everything about her!  So you should too.

"Guest Blog!!"  By Maddy

HEY GUYS!! Its Maddy! aka Roomz bff from back home. I am SOO excited I’m visiting APUand that I am a guest blogger!! Best day everrr. So. I will be helping you all accomplish something that I know you all want to accomplish. Since I have checked this off of my ‘to do’ list in life multiple times, I definitely know what I am talking about…

HOW TO MAKE SURE YOUR CRUSH WILL NEVER THINK OF YOU AS MORE THAN JUST THAT GIRL/GUY IN THEIR CLASS:

1) Send a 3 page text talking about how cute and perfect your crush is, and how its too bad they are already taken-to your crush. Even though you make up some elaborate story and explain this was supposed to go to your bff, your crush will just think you are kinda weird. And pathetic.

2) Tell your friend how hot and funny your crush is while your friend is at their locker. Make sure your crush is right behind you, waiting for you to move so they can get to their locker…which is right next to your friends. Your crush will be sure to hear you go on and on about them… even if you guys have never even really talked. They will think you are a creeper.

3) When you and your crush are talking in class, and they mention they went on a trip to Europe 2 summers ago, quickly say “Oh ya I saw your album on facebook!” this is only a good thing if you guys are not facebook friends. They will think you are a stalker.

So do all these things, and your crush will now think of you as a weird, pathetic, creepy stalker. PERFECT. You will never be with them. But that’s ok! It’s way more fun to be a weird, pathetic, creepy stalker than to be in a relationship. It’s much funnier… because you can laugh with your friends about how much of an idiot you looked like after doing these things. Ha!

HAPPY TUESDAY!!!!! 

-Maddy

Sleep tonight.  Or stay up and do homework like me.
<3Aranda

P.S.  LUKE I AM SO SORRY I MISSED JEOPARDY.

*****N.F. ALERT-I learned a secret about Nick Fanton this Monday.  He has a hidden talent he has never shared with his BFFS (Jen and Aranda).  We're trying to figure out the best way to share this secret with the world.  A good place to start would be getting his permission.  But that's not really how we do things around here...