How to Get a Boyfriend

Since I established in my last post that these posts were going to be categorized, it's probably a good idea to break this idea in my very next post.  Maybe I'll fall back on those when I run out of other topics.  The good news is, Luke is an APU student, so I'm kinda sticking with the theme. sorta.

Now you're probably asking yourself, "Who is Luke?", well let me answer that question for you.  Luke is a writer who never updates his blog.  He likes pizza and bagels, House and Scrubs.  He's an English major/Spanish minor, and a very awesome RA in Bowles.  Now that we've established how great he is, I'm sure we can all agree that his advice is worth listening to.

So, according to the expert advice of Luke, how does one get a boyfriend?

"How to Get a Boyfriend" by Luke G.
1) Don't be annoying
2) Don't have a unibrow
3) I don't know
4) Don't talk to them, make them come to you. You're the man.
5) Be like Jen Horchler
6) Go to Disneyland, with or without the boy.  It doesn't really matter.  Disneyland just makes you a better person.
7) Take your vitamins.  You want to be well nutrie-ized.
8) Lastly, cook nothing but cinnamon rolls in your apartment.  It's the most attracting scent to males.

Well there you have it.  Stay tuned for tomorrow's post ------> "How to Build Your Dating Portfolio".

You wont want to miss it.