How to Be Annoying -By APU

"How to Be Annoying"

By: Azusa Pacific University

1) Give everyone parking tickets!  We give them out like candy at a parade!
2) Have Spring Break two weeks before school is out.  That way it's pointless for anyone to go home!  (We got so much crap for doing this this semester! IT WAS AWESOME!)
3) Block off random portions of Adam's Parking Lot.  Just for fun!
4) Have one good-place to eat and have four bad-places.  Put the one good-place as far from the living areas as you possibly can!
5) Do that cool thing where the trolleys stop running at crucial times during the day.  Just to make the students walk!
6) Make everyone move out on a Sunday.  But don't allow those students who are staying, to move into their new living areas until Monday! (They'll be so worried! "Oh em gee.  Where am I going to sleep Sunday night??" HEHE!)
7) Students can be so dumb sometimes! Take advantage of them and throw some random fees onto their student account!  (No one really looks at their statements anyways. We make them too confusing!!)
8) And lastly, expire everyones passwords at the end of the semester right when grades are posted.  Don't tell them until IMT Services are closed for the day!  (STUDENTS HATE THIS!!  IT'S SUCH A GOOD ONE!)


Those are just a few tips to get all you other Universities out there started!  We'll keep you updated on how we increase these frustrations in future years.  Be creative, be annoying, have some fun!  


-APU!!!


Wow. Thanks for being so brutally honest APU!
We appreciate your...honesty.

BTW.  Jen said no one found her. Or texted her.
SO JEN WINS!
Good job Roomz!!!

Love Always,
Aranda


UPCOMING:
----->From what I hear Livi and Jen have a post. I CAN'T WAIT!
----------->Aranda makes friends on an airplane.  Tomorrow!

*APU DISCLAIMER:  Number 7 is totes false!  We would never be that shady!