Monday, May 2, 2011

FINALS

You may be finding it hard to be joyful during finals, so here are a few tips:

Don't study.

Now you have time to do fun stuff instead!


"Fun Things to do Instead of Studying at APU"
1)  Text all of your friends who are studying.  Say something like "URGENT. CALL ME."  and see how many of them actually call you.  When they do, start telling an exaggerated story about your life.  This will hopefully take up a good hour of their study-time.
2)  Take up knitting. You use your brain and have a product to show for all your hard work.
3)  Rearrange your room.  Put everything that belongs to your roommate in the living room.  Tell them you don't associate with people who "study".
4)  Put on your turtleneck/fannypack and break out the boombox. It's time to have a party in the library.
5)  Throughout the day walk into all the classrooms and apologize for disrupting.  Then ask if anyone in there knows where the Chapel Final is.
6)  Buy all of the scantrons and bluebooks on campus.  NOW WHAT APU?

Love Always,
Aranda

I'M DONE WITH MACROECONOMICS (if I passed it...)  AMENPRAISEJESUSHALLELUJAH.
Good luck everyone!  Especially you Jen Horchler!

r00m!3----dew knot bee woreied.  eye diid knot moove ull yor stuf entwo thee liveng rum.

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