Words of Wisdomness From Nik Koch

Today's trustworthy writer, Nik Koch, is currently working as a money-tree maintainer in Afghanistan.  He listens to bands such as Brokedown Cadillac and Bruce Koch.  His ultimate hero/role model is Buddy the Elf, and he loves chocolate milk.  He actually doesn't maintain money-trees.  He's a firefighter in Afghanistan.  Nik is known for saying things like "gooder", "don't judge me because my favorite number in the alphabet is blue", "I just realized that I'm still 'it' from a game of tag in 1997", and "I'm off to go finish my book.  I have a new box of crayons and only 12 pages left!"  Lets hear what he has to say about sibling relationships!

Well here is my list of success to having gooder times with your bro n sis.” –By Nik Koch

With your BROTHERS:

-Slide down the stairs with a box: if you want to go down some stairs with a box, the gooder way to do it is stand the box up.  (In very rare cases) just make sure your little brother wont cry real loud when he breaks his collar bone when the box doesn’t go down the right way. So as a caution, duct tape his mouth.

-Driving: while your bro is driving and making a turn, cover his eyes and say, "guess who".

-Rock wars: stand really close to each other and start throwing rocks. (Sisters can play too, just make sure they don’t cry and tell mom or dad when they get hit). I’ve learned a lot from experience...

-The Sun Stare Game: Tell your brother that whoever stares the longest wins a car.  Give him one of your hot wheels when he wins.  He’s blind now, so he wont know the difference.

-Racing: now us guys like to make anything a race, the gooder way to do it is, like, at the most unthinkable place to race. (Like going to a classy restaurant with a play place!) First one to the top wins. Pushing and cheating encouraged

With your SISTERS:

-Staring contest: to make it gooder then just your boring regular stare, make faces but don’t make faces. Ha! Gets ‘em every time! (I’m undefeated, except this one time.)

-While walking: just randomly start skipping

-Laughing: start laughing and make a funny pose doing it, for some reason sisters cant stop laughing when you do it

-Blaming game: Ugh don’t bother.  Parents believe the sister over the brother. Always. It’s a losing battle.

-Going to the grocery store: well for some reason girls need a list (us guys don’t cause were just awesome that way) but when she goes and grabs something, later say you need the same thing and see if she will get it again. Now there are 2 parts to this:
1. Count how long she has that confused face for. (Record is 10sec)                       

2. If she doesn’t even get that confused face, and falls for it, see how long it takes for her to realize she got it already. (Record is all the way to check-out). See if you can get to the car.

-Taking pictures: tell her it’s a funny pic, and right before the pic is taken, make a regular face. Like a smile.

Well there are a few words of wisdomness for you all. Remember you can always have a gooder time with your family. Im sure theres a few of you out there who are thinking "I don’t want to hang with my family, they’re weird." 

Just remember, they are your weirdoes! 

Well said Nik!  You are full of knowledge!

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