How to Get a Professor Crush to Notice You

We're still working on the Dating Portfolio post that I promised today. (We= Me and my roomie, for future reference).  Yesterday's ad was a teaser.  So I'm holding you in suspense for the post that is to come.


Todays "How-To" post comes from the ever-fabulous Alivia.  


Livi, please give us five strong pieces of advice.


"How to Get a Professor Crush to Notice You" -Alivia E.
1. Have your friend yell "Get it" every time they see your Professor BF while walking on the walk with you. 
2. Find a friend in his class. Get them to drop your name every time they speak to their professor. For example, "Oh hey Rudy Tudy, nice to see you. BTdub, it was also nice to see my friend Aranda today who is beautiful, smart, funny, and intelligent." Or "Oh hey Proff, how's the weather, IDK whether you know this or not but my friend ARanda is a ray of sunshine in my life. " or "Hey Dan my man, be my friend Jen's man."
3. Stand behind him in line at the Den and smell him. 
4. Wave in his general direction every time you see him but don't look directly at him. Though this leads to confusion - he won't know whether or not you're waving at him - he'll be sure to at least see you. 
5. Or if you want to be really bold: When you see him, don't just stare at him while he's 20 feet away then drop your gaze when he's within 10 feet.  Maintain intense eye contact while he passes by you. Turn around when he passes and walk backwards while maintaining eye contact. Then, yell hello to your "friend" walking behind him. 
6. Spray something nice smelling everytime you walk by him. You will be associated with a nice smell.


Thank you Alivia.  That sixth one was a major bonus.  If anyone has post ideas/questions you want answered/events you want blogged about, message me on facebook.  We'll make sure to include you in the post (if you don't mind).  Don't be shy.  


Hugs and Kisses.
Just kidding, kissing is gross.
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