How to Make Friends in the Library Only Using Eye Contact

Today has been a rainy day in Southern California, but with rain comes good ideas, and my roomie and I are full of them.  The post today was inspired.  But the person who inspired it will have to be described in another post. someday. when my roomie marries him. (Just kidding roomie!)

"How to Make A Friend in the Library Using Only Eye Contact"
1) Wear something eye-catching, like a bright pink jumper.
2) Attract them by being the only person at a computer with an open umbrella.
3) This will cause them to look in your direction at which point you squint...just a little.  This says to them: "Do I know you from somewhere?"
4) Then you work the eyebrows.  Think in your head: "I'm famous. I'm popular. I'm famous. I'm popular."  Repeat as many times as it takes for that thought to show on your face.
5) Are they still looking you in the eyes?  Good.  You just made a friend.
6) This last piece of advice comes from the eloquent Luke who you all already know so well:  "You look into the depths of their soul, and allow them to look back into yours".

Have a Happy Sunday!
Go to church for the second time in one day.  I am.

<3Aranda