How to Be Like Jen Horchler

Today's post is very !mp0r74n7.

So I've been holding out on you guys in my attempt to perfect it.  

Then I realized OMG (OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!). Everyone. Needs. To. Know. This. TODAY.  Remember the "How to Get a Boyfriend" post by Luke?  He said we have to be like Jen Horchler. So now the question is...how do we do this?

"How to Be Like Jen Horchler" By: Aranda, Maddy, and Alex

1-Make a hobby of getting other people's property stuck on roof tops.

2-Carry a yo-yo.  ALWAYS.

3-Ride a scooter, and say: "SCOOTER ALERT" with siren noises, every time you see other people on them.

4-Drink tea and eat ice cream. At the same time. Do this at 8:30pm.  

5-Put Forks through the garbage disposal

6-Have a Jen-Bun Hairdo

7-Have a different obsession with an activity or object about every 2-3 months

8-Have too many boyfriends you can't even count...or remember their names at times

9-Own a "get a boyfriend" dress that reminds you of a 19th century nanny.

10-Master the "JEN WAVE": stiffin elbow, flex arm muscle, pull back, and let loose the hand. 

"Now go out and get yourself a bf!"

Please practice these things. And when you feel like giving up.  Feel free to call us for motivation.  YOU. CAN. BE. LIKE. JEN. and you will get a boyfriend.

On a totally different subject...tomorrow is Emily's Birthday.  If you don't know her. Pray that you will someday get the chance to meet her.  If you do know her.  Tell all your friends that she's 19, sing happy birthday when you see her, and yell her name as much as possible all over campus.

<3ARANDA 

*****N.F. ALERT:*****  I saw Nick Fanton from across Alosta Street/Road/I don't know what it's called, this afternoon.  I said "Nick!".  He turned around. saw me. and WAVED.