It's Wednesday folks, and you know what that means: it's time for Arandom Post. Now we hope you understand that not every post can be astonishingly funny. But we do have a lot of upcoming great ones we're postponing to keep you guessing.
It's time for you, yes you, (and you too!) to be introduced to the third roomie...
Once upon a time, there were two roomies, then three, then two. After this, the two roomies realized: "Hey, if we can't blame each other for everything that goes wrong in our apartment, who do we blame?" This is when they met their THIRD ROOMIE. She always forgot to turn off the lights, she never took out the trash, she was incredibly loud, and she had a crush on the man with the green shorts. (Talk about uhhhbknoxshuss!) Then Jenora visited, and the imaginary roomie became, well, not imaginary. But Jenora was just visiting and eventually, she had to go back home. Some people thought Alivia was the third roomie. Other people thought it was Maddy for a day, and then Jon Firman thought it was Fawn for almost our entire friendship. To fix everyone's confusion, here's the deal: we don't have a third roomie, but we do have a third roomie-hernameisTessandshesleepsinthecave. But she's not really our third at all. because we don't have one. but we do have one. ...or do we?
So now that everyones been introduced I hope everything is 100% clear. Now you'll know who we're talking about, or not talking about, and there should be no more confusion.
Maybe in a few posts we'll inform you about "the cave", but for now we'll leave that a mystery.
Be joyful today. Tell Emily Happy Birthday(!!).
<3Aranda
UPCOMING: Tomorrow--> APU: On Being a Tour Guide
Friday--> Leern Sumthing Knew: What is a "Dating Portfolio"
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